Liz: I have to explain the Offy Philosiphy to you.
Dru: Yeah! I came up with the title...
Liz: And when I was home sick, I mad well, some philosiphies for it.
Dru: Yup. 58 of them.
Liz: I was bored ok???!!!
Dru: Sure....hahahahahaha!
Liz: Oh shut up.
Dru: No.
Liz: Yes.
Dru: No.
Liz: Just read it!
Dru: No! I win! Hahahahahahahahaha!
Liz: Grrrrrrrr!
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The Offy Philosiphy
1. Prozac can make it better
2. Fire always makes it better
3. Bad is good
4. Nobody wants be be left a million miles away
5. We're all living in chaos, don't feel so bad
6. Change is not good
7. Always come out swinging
8. Not all conspiracies are bad
9. There's always time to relax
10. Nitro: Live like there's no tomorrow
11. Everyone has bad habits
12. There'll always be those times when you just gotta get away
13. Genocide: Dog eat dog, it happens
14. We all need something to believe in
15. No matter what, you gotta keep 'em separated
16. We all need a lil self esteem, just not all of us have it
17. It'll be a long time before anyone takes me seriously
18. No matter how many times I listen to the song, I still don't know who Killboy Powerhead is
19. One question: what in the world happend to you?
20. Don't be so alone, I'm always right here. Ha!
21. I don't care what you grown people say: WE'RE NOT THE ONES!
22. Smash everything in sight
23. No matter what you say, we are one
24. Always kick him when he's down
25. The best kind of magic is dirty magic
26. It don't matter if you're a girl, take it like a man
27. Not all pyros are bad. So burn it up!
28. I ain't no f*&% hero
29. I usually get nothing for something and I'm constantly disappointed
30. You can't wait forever and a day! So if you don't get up and do something you'll be waiting even longer
31. People search for the meaning of life but not everybody realizes it's in a song
32. What the hell is mota?
33. She ain't no ball and chain
34. Life can be a playground if we choose, and I choose
35. People die all the time, now it's time to move on
36. Intermissions are necsessary(did i spell that right?)
37. Welcome to Americana
38. Staring at the sun, not good
39. White guys ARE pretty fly
40. Most kids aren't all right
41. We all have feelings: CONTROL THEM
42. Lots of people have issues...Dru: Like Liz!
43. Does anybody know what walla walla means?
44. The end of the line is not good
45. We all need breaks at one point
46. We all need to get a job(and a life!)
47: Always pay the man!
48. I don't know who Jennifer is, but I know she lost the war.
49. Elders suck.
50. We're always out on patrol.
51. Crossroads are not good.
52. Demons are not fun.
53. Guilotines can be fun!
54. Tehran sounds like a pretty bad place to live.
55. A thousand days is a loooong time.
56. What's a blackball????
57. I'll be waiting a long time before anyone makes any sense of these philosiphies.
58. Kill the president! Yay! Duit! Duit!
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The Songs these "philosiphies" came from:
1. Original Prankster
2. Original prankster
3. (no song)
4. Million Miles Away
5. Living In Chaos
6. Dammit, I Changed Again
7. Come Out Swinging
8. Conspiracy of One
9. Time to Relax
10. Nitro
11. Bad Habit
12. Gotta Get Away
13. Genocide
14. Something to Believe In
15. Come out and Play
16. Self Esteem
17. It'll Be A Long Time
18. Killboy Powerhead
19. What Happened To You
20. So Alone
21. Not The One
22. Smash
23. We Are One
24. Kick Him When He's Down
25. Take It Like A Man
26. Dirty Magic
27. Burn It Up
28. No Hero
29. Nothing For Something
30. Forever and a Day
31. The Meaning of Life
32. Mota
33. Me & My Old Lady
34. Gone Away(it's so sad!)
35. I Choose
36. Intermission
37. Welcome
38. Staring at the Sun
39. Pretty Fly
40. The Kids Aren't Alright
41. Feelings
42. She's Got Issues
43. Walla Walla
44. End of the Line
45. No Breaks
46. Why Don't You Get A Job
47. Pay The Man
48. Jennifer Lost The War
49. Elders
50. Out On Patrol
51. Crossroads
52. Demons
53. Beheaded
54. Tehran
55. A Thousand Days
56. Blackball
57. I'll Be Waiting
58. Kill The President
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