Dru: This looks interesting!!!
Liz: Yeah! We should call it "Everything You Didn't Want To Know about The Offspring"!
Dru: Brun!
Liz:*bows* Thank you, thank you. I am the greatest...
Dru: No you're not!
Liz:*hangs head* Oh...*sniffle*
Dru: You are such a baby!
Liz:*hits dru with a great bolt og lightning*
Dru:*burnt to a crisp* Ouch...
Liz:Ha! Oooh! Wait, one more thing, the facts about Noodles I got from www.noodles.mentors.at so check out that kewl site!!
Dru: Riiight on...
The cool facts:
Dexter:
Dexter wears a size 11 shoe
Dexter hates carrots
Dexter's full name is Bryan Keith Holland
Dexter's wife is the stewartist in the "I Choose" video.
During a concert on Much Music Dexter Forgot The Words
To Dammit I Changed Again.(i was seen it and it was funny! sorry dex!)
Noodles:
He got his name because he annoyingly noodles away on his guitar
Chelsea Nicle Wasserman was born on December 6,1989
He got married on February 14,1998
His wife is Jackie Patrice Wasserman
They went to the Galapagos Islands for their honeymoon
Has hazel eyes
Is 6'2
Last member to hold a real job
Quit in 1994
He worked at McDonald's at 16
Got stabbed by nazi skinhead in 1989
After being stabbed rumors went out that he died
Has a tattoo on his right shoulder that looks like a sun that has CN in the middle to stand for Chelsea Nicole
Quite enjoys it when you cuss him out in chats
Last name is German and Jewish
Hes very Irish and raised Catholic
Still Irish but not much of a Catholic
When asked what super power he most wanted he said,"I would dettle for some 20/20 vision at this point."
Smokes Marlboro Cigarettes
Owns 30 guitars and 6 amps
Hes adopted
He first got into music by someone buying him those musical Disney tapes
Advertises for Ibanez guitars
Wants you to throw shit at Greg K. on stage
Original hair color is brown
Now his hair color is whatever he wants it to be
His fav. songs off Americana is "The Kids Arn't Alright and "Have You Ever"
Fav. songs from Ixnay are "All I Want",and "Don't Pick It Up".
During December 3rd 1999 show in Calgary one of the bubble machines was leaking and he slipped
on the bubble soap crap and fell flat on his ass during the solo of Feelings. Nobody felt it was more
funny than Greg K.
Has a cat
After Smash was out he was thinking about putting his revenue into university to become a
teacher
Prefers smooth peanut butter
To him pigeons are like flying rats
Once at a show someone tried to steal his glasses
Once asked a guy to trade glasses and the guy got all pissed at him for asking....
Ron:
Ron Welty is a vegetarian.
Greg K:
Has the smallest dick(gross, but i had to put SOMETHING i know here)
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